Writer/Director: Mike Quasar
Videographer: Mike Quasar
Running length: 1 hr 35 min
DOP: 2/6 - 10/2001

Female cast: Brianna Banks, Bella Donna, Keri Windsor, Wendy Knight, Bridgette Kerkove, Lola

Male cast: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis

Audio/Video:
Great sex videos as with lots of different camera angles (with the exception of the Bobby, Wendy and Keri scene) and a good mixture of medium and in-your-face closeups.
It had some nice music, though I found the romantic piece during the first gay sex scene a little incongruous. But what do I know, I like to get it on to AC/DC.

Extras:
Trailers
Slide show of stills
Star interviews (Behind the scenes): This had an enjoyable frenetic music sex videos feel to it in parts, which shows some and effort. As in a couple of other behind the of Quasarman\’s however, the viewer is left feeling that either a) there\’s some inside joke that they\’re not getting, or b) these people are all whacked.

Condoms: none

Preface:
It\’s no secret I\’ve been a long time admirer of Quasarman and his movies. In fact I adore him, and have always the care, the humor, and consistantly superior camerawork that\’s become his trademark. Therefore, should he read this review, hope he takes it in good humor, and with the grain of salt that it\’s worth.

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The Movie:

This one should have been called Skank Admirer.

Oh settle down, I\’m not even talking about Bella Donna.Specifically. And to be to Keri, Wendy and Lola, it was more like half and half. Bobby Vitale isn\’t one of my favorites either.

With all due respect to Ms Banks, I haven\’t seen someone this miscast since Alexandra played a college professor in Quaze\’s Addiction.

The very first you will see is Brianna slowly unsnapping her industrial strength bra, as the camera zooms in on her cleavage in anticipation. I knew what was coming, so got the joke. It WAS a joke, right? \’Cause I…well, I don\’t be overly harsh here (my new policy), just take a look at my screenshots, peoples.

Bobby Vitale plays her husband, who is depressed because their marriage is in trouble. He sits around remembering her on their wedding day, dressed tongue screw, fake tits, and all white, sounding like a 10 year old bubbleheaded retard.

For the first scene, Bobby reminisces about all the great marital sex they used to have - which leads to a romantic anal pounding that ends with him holding her by the throat and jerking himself off into her face as she spits out big cum bubbles like Candy Apples American Bukkake.

Welcome to Couples Porn hell.

Bobby can\’t imagine why she stopped wanting to have sex with him, so he asks the advice of fellow Mensa member Joel Lawrence, who gives him a pep talk about how it\’s not really a bad thing to be out of one\’s comfort zone. He kinda mumbles and Quaze\’s lines, however. understand the concept, even though I\’ve done less time in any comfort zone than OJ Simpson has for his wife\’s murder. What Joel is saying is that most great accomplishments in life are born out of pain, or hardships of some kind.

What this has to do with jerking off over the internet I have no idea.

Joel tells him about all the wild wanking he\’s been doing on the www and encourages Bobby to do the same.

Bobby, Keri and Wendy Knight
Bobby hooks up with a \’Too Much Fun\’ and gets into a fantasy scene involving \’two broads\’. Wendy and Keri take turns manipulating each other\’s genitals, orally and digitally, and Keri licks Wendy\’s feet for a bit.
Guys will the fact that no toys are used, but in my opinion this might as well have been a b/g scene, and even had Wendy receiving Keri\’s oral attentions in the piledriver position. Bobby adds to the warmth by helping to hold legs back and grabbing Keri\’s hair. Oye vey.

Like most g/g scenes (notice I never use the term lesbian), it ends without anyone appearing get off.
Bobby just watches here, with his head cocked and an inquisitive look in his face, like he\’s witnessing some sort of alien encounter.

Kinda like me, most of the time.

Joel Lawrence, Lola, and Bridgette act out one of Joel\’s fantasies, a standard Roman gladiator/two broads setup. At least there\’s no closeup Bridgette\’s chest. Neither one of females get off, and Joel yanks his crank to finish the scene.